Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
Just blink eyes for 0.02 secs
Me trying to find the motivation to go to work tomorrow
What a gentleman
After I studied for 5 minutes
Me when I'm crossing the street and a car acts like they not gonna stop
I have never seen such a beautiful vegetable
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