When you have to get ready for work
When you stop to let someone cross
The person that's been spending all my money
Me playing every game ever
Me in my living room after my kids go to bed
What I learn from cooking shows
Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
When you say the right answer in class...
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