When you have to get ready for work
I don't want to be part of the drama at work
I think I've had about all I can take
My house plants watching me put water in the coffee maker
When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it's tucked
Sometimes I just want to grab my 3 dollars and run away
What sort of position are you looking for?
POV: you catch me eating shredded cheese at 3 AM
*Watches the food network once*
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