When my mom complains about my attitude
When you eat potatoes straight out of the oven without letting them cool down
*Puts car in neutral*
When my friends are asking what's the next move
You can fake a lot of things in life
Let's go home and cuddle
Everyone has a sandwich that they think about for the rest of their life
Me with my one shot, one opportunity
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