Gonna be late
Me after I do the dishes
As soon as I get money
Something's wrong
I'm gonna have a good day today
We don't need a mechanic!
Me embarrassed because I grabbed the loudest cart in the store
Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
That one fork
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