Gonna be late
When mom finishes counting till zero
The last piece of toilet paper
A wasp got in your house
The craziest part from Home Alone was that Kevin got all those groceries for $19
I need to tell you something
Me deciding which one I want to overthink
When you thought you had a couple hundred dollar but...
Me at 3am watching my videogame character get a full night of sleep
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