9 year old me thinking the game would load faster if I acted like I didn't care

Me playing Uno

The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"

Creating worlds in which my soul feels at home

Me in 1992 wasting time resting instead of buying a house

When everything keeps going wrong, but you're used to it

When she takes a picture of everything on the date except you

You can't disappoint your family

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