After I studied for 5 minutes
When someone suggests eating cereal with yoghurt instead of milk
What's your favorite thing to do?
When you grab the bottle of dish soap and a bunch of tiny bubbles comes out
When yomeone asks you to speak about yourself
Hey, can I ask you something?
Too old to be young, and too young to be old
Me in the bar's bathroom realising I did not need those last three shots
Friend I haven't seen in years
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