When you forget to shake the mustard bottle
Relationship status: Probably never again
When I'm cooking with hot oil
Don't let a good day distract you
Me feeding the baby in the middle of the night
My talent
When life finally starts getting better
Almost ready so stop rushing me
When I'm overstimulated and someone tries to comfort me
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