When you forget to shake the mustard bottle
When your job is calling you on your day off
Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?
Sorry, I didn't text back
You are the love of my love
Close your books, we're going to computer lab
When you have no idea what you are doing
What we have to do, minutes after we're finished
Watching Brooklyn 99
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