When you forget to shake the mustard bottle
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
Waking up 6 AM to work VS. Waking up at 6 AM to travel
My dad played that card until I was 16
Girls putting on mascara
The moment I wake up
Who's a Good Boy?
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it
Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said
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