When you forget to shake the mustard bottle
Me at the end of the month
Me trying to convince my kids this milkshake tastes bad
You can't touch this
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
What's on your mind?
I need new people in my life
One year old me when I fell on the floor
Swallows the wrong way
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