When you forget to shake the mustard bottle
My girlfriend doesn't control me
When you leave the potatoes in the bag for a month
Life is a rollercoaster
When I peel potatoes
When you do something really bad in a dream
Me getting extra done up to grocery stop
I think I'm gonna book the flight
Me reentering the dating pool
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