When someone doesn't believe me
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
Me sitting around ignoring all the guys
Take life one step at a time
My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do
Me stalking my own account cause I have no one to talk
Message sent 5 hours ago
Swallows the wrong way
Teacher: How do you read your own handwriting?
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