When someone asks about your family
Girl problems
Stays in the house so I won't spend money
When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone
When you are 12 hours into a game of Monopoly
You want to deposit the whole $3?
She'll have large fries
When you invite your lactose intolerant friends over for milkshakes
When I hear the toy boxing being dumped out again
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