That moment when someone calls you exactly at 12AM on your birthday

Me in 1992 wasting time resting instead of buying a house

When he turns around and hugs you in his sleep

How I look in the mirror VS. How I look in the photos

What my food sees through the door of the microwave

After I studied for 5 minutes

Me after shaving my beard

Teacher: *comes to class 5 minutes late*

That one kid who always runs to lunch