Talking to people your age who have their lives figured out
Sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time
Me getting my oil changed
You are the love of my love
Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute
Preparing myself to make a two minute phone call
Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
When someone tells you to take the upcoming exit
I need new people in my life
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