Worst she can say is no
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
I have to go to work
I almost didn't come in today
Motherhood gives you a special glow
Humans when they see a bug
Me cutting onions
My brain two seconds after I lock a door
When you realize you only replied mentally and never actually sent the message
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