When I see another person with my name

Me when someone talks to me but I see a mirror next to me

Me at 3 AM in the kitchen

When you show up to your job but have no intention of actually doing any work

When you hit a pothole and your check engine light turns off

When someone’s telling you tea but it’s actually concerning

One minute you're young...

Relationship status: Probably never again

When you open the oven to check if the pizza is done