When everything is falling apart at work
Easy choice for me
When you win a game with randoms
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
I made myself super spicy so you can't eat me!
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
Me laughing at my own jokes
Morning people by 8 PM
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