My two personalities
When the can opener comes home
When people try to talk to you
I still have another 5 minutes before my break is over
I love horror movies
The older I get, the more I understand this outburst
When someone told you a joke 10 minutes ago and you finally get it
Me posting myself from another country after I told everyone that I am broke
In Japan, broken objects are often repaired with gold
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