My two personalities
Do you have any special skills?
Medium rare bread with a buttered glaze
I'm tired inside and out
My dog after I take him to the vet for a simple check up
I don't have time to Google lyrics
When people hold the door for you
Waking up dehydrated in the middle of the night and you realize you left water bottle nearby
Please let us sit together!
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