Toddlers at 6 AM when you're still sleeping
The good ice
Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose
My family: is quiet for most of the day
Being a parent VS. Being an uncle
The only happy ending I know
Me asking everyone how they like their burger
When the work bathroom has motion sensor lights
Me playing Uno
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