The special ones
My boyfriend: Are you mad at me?
Why aren't you working?
Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall
It comes out like
When I walk past a group of people and hears them laugh
Me in real life VS Me online
You're trying your best to stay positive
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
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