When you try to end a conversation but you don't want to be rude and it just keeps going

Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall

When the conversation is good

Make hotel checkouts past noon

When you see photos of yourself from 5 years ago

Let's go home and cuddle

I fell like everyone worships avocados

What we have to do, minutes after we're finished

When I'm finally finished doing everything by myself