When you try to end a conversation but you don't want to be rude and it just keeps going

Stays in the house so I won't spend money

When guys become dads

Of course I have done this many times

Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name

When you're finally comfortable with your boyfriend

Exactly the way I use my pencil

If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs

After we done got on each other nerves all day