I get ready to go to work
Make hotel checkouts past noon
Me telling my life story to the gas station cashier at 4am
*Dented car speeds past me*
My wife: we should really budget
Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?
When you go to a mall and see your salary written on a pair of shoes
Did you cut your own bangs?
Me when others arrive late VS. Me when I arrive late
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