I get ready to go to work
Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?
And then I try to turn it back and it’s freezing
Some girls can sleep all day and still be sleepy
Dudes when their team loses
When are you going to give us grandkids?
Adjusting shower water temperature
If you need someone to talk to, I'm here
When the relationship doesn't work
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