I'm not always on my phone
Me mocking my kids faces
I am fast, very fast
When you get in bed and forget to turn off the lights
When my family knows it's my turn to wash dishes
Did you cut your own bangs?
When your job is calling you on your day off
My toxic trait is overthinking fake scenarios
How close I be to quitting my job everyday
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