Who's laughing now?

Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"

9 year old me thinking the game would load faster if I acted like I didn't care

Me building in the Sims

When your PC is too fast

My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do

Always works

Crypto investor: We're both gonna make...

Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no