Who's laughing now?

I wish I could be the load of laundry in my dryer

99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day

I couldn't think of anything better to with a time machine

When you're mad at him, but he says something funny

Waking up dehydrated in the middle of the night and you realize you left water bottle nearby

This is my home now

Tell employees we can't afford to pay more

I found where my ex was born