Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?
Me to Myself
The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
How hungry are you?
The dog is just playing
My relationship is like my car
Mom and dad goes out
Spends hours with my favorite person
When the toilet stall door doesn't have a lock
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