Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?
Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose
People that back into parking spots
I'm not gonna stress myself out today
If you're wrong you're wrong
The test isn't that confusing
When the toilet stall door doesn't have a lock
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
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