Parents: So, did you clean the dishes while we were gone?
When your sarcasm is so on point...
Me wide awake in the middle of the night
Someone somewhere is still discussing the old you
I will never talk to you again
Me after I do the dishes
Of course I have done this many times
Me, shamelessly starting my day at 3:45pm
You are not a guest anymore, you are family
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