Parents: So, did you clean the dishes while we were gone?
Stays in the house so I won't spend money
Stay out of my feed with your corny posts
My fridge when I'm trying to figure out something to eat
When you thought you had a couple hundred dollar but...
The urge to pack up and travel the world
Poseidon's Kiss
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When the speaker dies in the middle of my live performance
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