You'd think that with the amount of overthinking I do I'd make the right decisions

When you break something

I'm in the mood to watch a movie where in the last 10 minutes, a twist comes that changes the entire meaning of the story

When you just want some sleep

I have like 8000 interests and zero skills

When you trying to sleep with the TV on

When you accidentally block an intersection

When somebody asks a question at the end of a meeting

I'll get a dog for protection