You'd think that with the amount of overthinking I do I'd make the right decisions

When you forget to shake the mustard bottle

Me wide awake in the middle of the night

This is forty five bags of spinach

POV: You smell a smell that smell like a smell you smelled back when you were a kid

Me: *texts my dad an important life update*

When you ask your mum for money and she says bring my purse

I ain't clearing up no rumors

Mom in public VS. Mom at home