POV: You're not paying attention to me
My sad burrito
The spider on my ceiling watching me
I skip the first slice of bread
Me plotting out the perfect exit when I've reached my social limit
When people split up in horror movies
That one friend who just texts you "here" instead of knocking
When your food sounds like a battlefield
Me in my living room after my kids go to bed
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