80 missed calls from my mom
My friend dying her hair a new color every week
Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave
I'll get a dog for protection
Neither feels right and this is giving me anxiety
Of course I have done this many times
Relationship status: Probably never again
When you haven't slept all night but you're in a good mood
What am I doing???
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