Having a little nap on the sofa
It's awesome that your alarm wakes up everyone except you
The older I get, the more introverted I become
Something's wrong
My dad fixing his car
When I leave a party early and unannounced
I will restart the entire song if you talk over my fav part
My wife's hair in the drain
When the relationship doesn't work
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