What do you like more in the morning tea or coffee?

My laptop seeing me search "gaming pc" on google

Ed Sheeran: I'll be loving you till we're 70

When the teacher asks if you have any questions

When you buy air but half of the bag is full of chips

When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face

When someone asks you a question right after you wake up

Things I'm bad at: singing

When your best friend forgot to greet you on your birthday