My dad played that card until I was 16
When you text someone in the same room and wait for them to notice
Me parallel parking
Waking up for school VS. Waking up for a trip
Night cold VS. Morning cold
Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*
Me whenever I'm a passanger
Me if overthinking is a workout
My mouth VS. My heart
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