My dad played that card until I was 16

My anxiety whispering in my ear

The last piece of toilet paper

When grandma loves you, but she knows you will never bring back her Tupperware

That one friend who is always busy in their mobile

When someone tells you to stop being fake

And then I try to turn it back and it’s freezing

Me wide awake in the middle of the night

I couldn't think of anything better to with a time machine