When you tell your mom that you're sick...
My wife: we should really budget
My har vs. My dad's hair
When I get thirsty in the morning
When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart
When you wake up before your friend at their house
Me: Nice to meet you
Do not touch my scissors
Please, one ridiculous problem at a time
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