Motivations for dressing fashionably
Why you don't ask men to put the food up
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
When my pet starts liking someone else too much
Move the most important things first
awesomeness
POV: you're being 100% honest with your therapist
Sometimes I just zone out like this
When I get thirsty in the morning
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