Motivations for dressing fashionably
Home is where you trust the toilet seat
When someone tells me to do something that I was already gonna do
Me at least once a day, everyday
Spending $20 on groceries VS. Spending $2000 on travel
When you lose your train of thought midsentence
I am fast, very fast
My desire to isolate myself VS. My desire for connection
The four horsemen of "I have the same personality in every movie"
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