I'm not really into drama
In the backseat, opening a bag of candy
My sad burrito
My dreams are weird
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
When your shampoo says "Repairs damage" but you're still broken on the inside
When you trying to sleep with the TV on
Me turning up the volume to hear the dialogue in a movie
I skip the first slice of bread
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