Have you ever done a marathon?
I'd be so unstopable if I wasn't sleepy all the time
What I actually do
I'm going to keep you clean and take care of you
Only girls can understand
When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive
Sometimes our lives have to be completely shaken up
Me asking everyone how they like their burger
Math class is like watching a chinese movie
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