My wife's hair in the drain
Waking up dehydrated in the middle of the night and you realize you left water bottle nearby
Do not touch my scissors
When you're getting destroyed in an argument
Me when I'm crossing the street and a car acts like they not gonna stop
One of the most terrifying experiences in life
I love traveling
This how your girl sits and stares at you
Bringing your dad both screwdrivers
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