My wife's hair in the drain

I'm gonna go to bed early tonight

What your taxi driver see's before you jump in

A spider doing absolutely nothing

My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it

How are you doing?

When you call shotgun but your friend still runs for it

My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do

My house plants watching me put water in the coffee maker