My wife's hair in the drain
Beatboxers when they see a box
Me waiting for it to be late so I can hurry up
When I do both Rihanna and Eminem's parts in Love the way you lie
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
She's probably talking to someone else
Oh, you can do my job?
Takes one sip of coffee
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