My wife's hair in the drain
My anxiety whispering in my ear
I didn't understand when I was younger
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want anything
"Guys" I say as I talk to myself
We all turned into mechanics when this happened
When you hit a pothole and your check engine light turns off
Me browsing cars I can't afford
Me leaving the house on 3.5 hours of sleep
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