My wife's hair in the drain
Every t-shirt I buy eventually becomes a pyjama top
*Puts car in neutral*
I am lucky to have my mom in my life
I have a wahing machine
Me: *takes a bite of the sandwich*
I am fast, very fast
Me before clicking "pay now"
When you have to keep adjusting the volume of the movie...
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