My wife's hair in the drain
Me: Finally it's Sunday. I'll sleep all day long...
How long is the flight?
When you didn't buy any snacks at the supermarket
With your powers combined I am adulthood
Wanna go for a walk?
I almost didn't come in today
My brain when I'm trying to remember
Me in 1992 wasting time resting instead of buying a house
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