I know how to shuffle music
When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone
What do you like more in the morning tea or coffee?
It's just a cough
I'd be so unstopable if I wasn't sleepy all the time
My knees once I get up off the couch
Me in the bar's bathroom realising I did not need those last three shots
The main rule at these games
Driving makes me think and relax
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