I know how to shuffle music
When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it's tucked
It's awesome that your alarm wakes up everyone except you
Childhood dream that never came true
When you're eating eggs
Please, one ridiculous problem at a time
When someone asks me about directions
My family: is quiet for most of the day
In Japan, broken objects are often repaired with gold
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