I know how to shuffle music
Me when someone talks to me but I see a mirror next to me
When my man tells me no, I just ask again
When you are 12 hours into a game of Monopoly
How hungry are you?
When you ask someone for directions
My mom revealed my deepest darkest secret
I'd be so unstopable if I wasn't sleepy all the time
I am a strong, intelligent, educated woman
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