Bringing your dad both screwdrivers
Me: *texts my dad an important life update*
Don't let a good day distract you
Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?
The slow one in the group
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
Me getting ready for work
What I actually do
That test was so hard
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