Bringing your dad both screwdrivers
Me at the end of the month
Dad, wake up!
I don't want to talk about it...
Me trying workout at home
I respect your wrong opinion
If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs
When you try to end a conversation but you don't want to be rude and it just keeps going
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