Bringing your dad both screwdrivers
This is my childhood not yours
How my wife sleeps
Moms wondering where all the shampoo went
When you're eating eggs
Me getting my oil changed
When I do both Rihanna and Eminem's parts in Love the way you lie
No pickles, please!
When I'm crying but I see myself in the mirror
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