Bringing your dad both screwdrivers
You never post anything
Me embarrassed because I grabbed the loudest cart in the store
When I get thirsty in the morning
Me after leaving 36 reusable bags at home
It was an experience
Mood: muted, blocked, deleted, unfollowed, bye
When you are seriously angry
When you try to put a Dorito in your mouth long side first
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