Bringing your dad both screwdrivers
Every t-shirt I buy eventually becomes a pyjama top
Who cries when they're mad?
Where is the TV remote?
Sometimes I just zone out like this
When the GPS says you'll be there in 30 minutes
My knees once I get up off the couch
Gonna be late
When you're obsessed with your man
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