Bringing your dad both screwdrivers
How my blanket be looking
I am the type of girlfriend...
Love is in the air!
When you hit a pothole and your check engine light turns off
Me dissociating in the middle of a conversation
"Because I don't want to" is an extremely valid reason
I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk
Them: "it's not even that cold"
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