Bringing your dad both screwdrivers
Me when the plant I gave minimal attention to passes away
99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day
My back hurts so bad
Me with my friends at 3am
When the turn is just a lil too hard
Been together 6 years and still going
When my man tells me no, I just ask again
Netflix: *Makes a skip intro button*
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