Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
Your girl when she doesn't like what she ordered
You're trying your best to stay positive
Have you ever done a marathon?
My desire to isolate myself VS. My desire for connection
How do you like your banana?
What I said VS. What I could say
I love the sound of heavy rain and thunder
When the can opener comes home
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