I'd be so unstopable if I wasn't sleepy all the time
When my pet starts liking someone else too much
Someone somewhere is still discussing the old you
Please don't tell mom
Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
When my friends are asking what's the next move
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
Use your voice
My wife's hair in the drain
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