I'd be so unstopable if I wasn't sleepy all the time

How my dog feels when I let him off the leash

When anyone asks my favourite weather

After I studied for 5 minutes

Poseidon's Kiss

Me googling the number that called me

When you call shotgun but your friend still runs for it

Me when I'm done taking pictures with the Snapchat filters

Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name