You look just like your dad!

Why you don't ask men to put the food up

When you try to put a Dorito in your mouth long side first

When I use "🙂" this is what I mean

Toddlers at 6 AM when you're still sleeping

When your friend who always wears a hat finally takes it off

Please, don't make a scene

When someone tells me to do something that I was already gonna do

When someone’s telling you tea but it’s actually concerning