Me stalking my own account cause I have no one to talk
Few minutes after girls check into hotels
When you're home alone doing weird thing, and hear a key in the door
When my friend's mom asks if we are hungry
When dogs approach me VS. When people approach me
When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart
Me when I'm crossing the street and a car acts like they not gonna stop
Me getting ready for work
Girls be like: Babe, am I annoying?
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