Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it
Stays in the house so I won't spend money
Me and my best friends as parents
The main character in a true story movie
Me accidentally surviving everything in life
50 year old men's profile pic
When someone asks you how your night went
Your girl when she doesn't like what she ordered
Tell employees we can't afford to pay more
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