Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it

Me sitting in a meeting that could've been a an email

Someone somewhere is still discussing the old you

Introverts when someone messes up their order at a restaurant

When you both know it'll end in disaster

People want to see new movies with original stories and not remakes of popular movies

Me: *wakes up on time*

This was probably the most irrational childhood fear that I had