Oh, you can do my job?
Toddlers at 6 AM when you're still sleeping
Don't look too deep into it
Make hotel checkouts past noon
Finally catches up with all my bills
The Disney character I actually am
I don't want to talk about it...
Getting home from a concert
When you clean the house everyday and still have to clean the house everyday
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