How I sleep knowing my ex is ruining someone else's life

Boys when their girlfriend tags them in anything

What the dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM

You gotta bump those numbers up

Me when others arrive late VS. Me when I arrive late

When you have pets and you forget to lint roll yourself

When my family knows it's my turn to wash dishes

Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute

The best part of the orange