When you hit a pothole and your check engine light turns off
When you finish a conversation
I have like 8000 interests and zero skills
If you're wrong you're wrong
Me pretending not to see
The argument in my head VS. What I actually end up saying
You have emotionally clocked out for the day
I want to be happy
How I look at people VS. My personality
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