When you hit a pothole and your check engine light turns off

I used to always think Aunties had a lot of money

When guests come over

When you try to end a conversation but you don't want to be rude and it just keeps going

*An unknown number calling me*

Me plotting out the perfect exit when I've reached my social limit

Let's go home and cuddle

My boyfriend: Are you mad at me?

My mouth VS. My heart