Everyday is the same
My dog won't hurt you
Me at 2am checking memes
Butter watching the other food items in the fridge from its special tray
Me with my friends at 3am
When they forget to give you a blanket
I have a wahing machine
Waking up dehydrated in the middle of the night and you realize you left water bottle nearby
I have two milestones at work
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