When your boss and team lead are both out of office

You look just like your dad!

When babies hold your finger with their whole hand

The only part of the Olympics I can truly relate to

Finally found a bag for all my money

When your shampoo says "Repairs damage" but you're still broken on the inside

Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"

Few minutes after girls check into hotels

When you're obsessed with your man