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How I want to be VS. How I am
Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"
Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said
When you meow at your owner for food
I'll get a dog for protection
Me wide awake in the middle of the night
How it feels to not say weird stuff
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