Promise you won't tell anyone
I skip the first slice of bread
When I see another person with my name
Me in the bar's bathroom realising I did not need those last three shots
Stay away from my man
Neither feels right and this is giving me anxiety
What I said VS. What I could say
My face normally VS. When I smile
People who know me in person
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