When are you going to give us grandkids?
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
Why you don't ask men to put the food up
Worst she can say is no
When you call someone and they don't answer
I am a strong, intelligent, educated woman
Me before clicking "pay now"
Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said
My cat: I lost my toy under the couch
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