When are you going to give us grandkids?
When someone shows me a meme I saw two weeks ago
When you try to end a conversation but you don't want to be rude and it just keeps going
What do you like more in the morning tea or coffee?
Hey, can I ask you something?
People want to see new movies with original stories and not remakes of popular movies
When I'm trying to parallel park
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
Moms wondering where all the shampoo went
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