Me at 3am watching my videogame character get a full night of sleep
Me: *texts my dad an important life update*
My taste in men
Why do you want this job?
Me from Monday to Friday VS. Me on a Saturday night
Not playing for two days
When I talk on the phone at my house
Then you ain't hungry
How to get me to go travelling
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